i downloaded michael ceras album let’s see how this goes
U shouldnt date white men cause they wanna do goofy romantic shit all the time.
The be like “honey lets drive out to the country and pick peaches”
My nigga Whole Foods around the corner fuck u mean?
THIS BED IS ON FIRE WITH PASSION AND LOVE
THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISES ABOVE
BUT SHE ONLY CUMS WHEN SHES ON TOP
guilty pleasure: pop punk
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party